In a Nutshell...

So today, in a nutshell, I:

1) Killed a HUGE spider.

2) Cut a marshmellow out of Kaelah's hair.

3) Made creme brulee, special, for David's 38th Birthday, while he slept in...

3a) Attempted to make a phone call with my TV remote (for a second there...)

4) Played in the kiddie frog pool.

4a) Spanked a child who bit me.

4b) Gave Kaelah some Diet Pepsi in a sippy (what was I thinking)?

5) Cleaned up kitty puke (and about threw up my Diet Pepsi in process)

6) Went for a walk with my family in the 100 degree heat.

6a) Called my Mom (Hi, Mom!).

7) Got my kids acquainted with a dump truck.

8) Ordered gift certificates for a sick friend.

8a) Delivered fresh garden cucumbers to a pregnant friend.

9) Ate Applebees Carside To Go with my family and had a picnic at the duck park.

9a) Watched the kids slide the slides at the playground.

10) Watched part of the season finale of the Bachelorette (don't know who was picked in the end yet, but I hope DeAnna picked Jason).

11) Ate creme brulee (and need to improve on my sugar carmelization abilities).

12) Checked out Facebook.

13) And soon, I'll be going to bed, I hope, as I have had a headache all day from lack of sleep.